This is the
funniest website on the planet... right up there with
this one.And now a compilation of todays literal lols:
(847): Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
(201): i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
(330): I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
(971): you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
(917): you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
(602): you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
(530): you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
(807): I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
(252): I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
(651): make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
(1-651): I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
(256): we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
TTFN
<3 Chell